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Messing with telemarketers.

Our home is on the Do Not Call list, but that doesn’t seem to stop people with funny accents from calling our home during dinner trying to get us to refinance our home.

Caller: Mr. Donaghy, can I ask what your current mortgage rate is?
Me: I’d rather not tell you, and I’m not interested in refinancing.
Caller: But, Mr. Donaghy, did you know…
Me (yelling to my daughter): Malia!, didn’t I tell you not to let the dog play with matches and gasoline! He set himself on fire again! (returning to call). Sorry buddy, I have to go and put the dog out. Please don’t call again.

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