… and maybe 50lbs lighter. I used the SimpsonizeMe site and came up with this. Actually, the original gave me all-white hair and beard, and made me look a bit like Peter Frampton when he was Simpsonized a few years back. I had to tweak the hair, eyebrows, and moustache a bit, but otherwise I look pretty good as a Simpsons character.
You write very well.